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A Bit of British Banter

A Bit of British Banter
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Hereโ€™s a fun collection of classic British expressions - perfect for sparking conversation, laughter, or a themed activity about British culture.

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Sarah avatar

Our residents absolutely loved this thank you!

Claire avatar

Hi,

I'm English through and through. My family were all cockneys. Not me though, I was born in Camebridge because my family were running a pub/resturant there.

Just so you know..

a tenner is actually ยฃ10...(the clue is in the question) as in a fiver is ยฃ5. BTW we don't say twentyer :D

other monetry terms are

a pony... ยฃ25

a monkey... ยฃ500

dough

dosh

smackers

bread and honey

bangers and mash

penny pincher...tight with their money.

oh and spend a penny ??.... nope! it's not that! ....it's to have a wee.

I Love England... we're so weird lol... waves imaginary patriotic flag

Talita avatar

Thank you Claire! We've added to this. You are a funny lot!

Pallavi avatar

It was good ideas thank you so much your are helping .

sue avatar

Here is some cockney slang words that is still used today. There is loads more.

Up the apple and pears = stairs

Ruby Murray = curry

Tom and dick = sick

Rosy lea = tea

Jack Jones = alone

Dog and bone = phone

Can you Adam and Eve it = Believe it

Trouble and strife = The wife

Kettle and Hob = Watch

Barnet = Hair

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sue avatar

Having a bubble= means having a joke or having a laugh

sue avatar

Gobby mare = means loud mouth

sue avatar

Ark at that = means listen to this

sue avatar

Squinny or sqin = cry baby

Talita avatar

ahh we loved these Sue. We have created a new activity based on this contribution, thank you!

https://www.goldencarers.com/cockney-slang-rhyming-words/4729/

Talita avatar

Please do! We will add them to the list.

Michelle avatar

Too funny!

And yes Mandy being a POM I too could add a few.....maybe we should!

Mandy  avatar

This made me laugh, being a POM i could add so many differant ones to this, especailly as we have so many dialects. That has given me an idea :)

Claire avatar
Claire recreation & leisure organiser

This really made me giggle!

Just to clarify, a quid is actually a pound coin!

Loving the site by the way!

Feros Care avatar

A quid is one pound sterling, not necessarily a pound coin. Ie - can you give us a few quid?

Could mean a fiver or tenner also

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