Here is a hilarious version of My Favourite Things - adapted to be about seniors!
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My Favourite Things - Senior Version 

Music by Richard Rodgers Lyrics: Anonymous

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, when the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

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Denise 28th Aug 2020 Deputy Manager
brilliant, love this
Talita 2nd Aug 2020
I love this one too! Thanks for your feedback Trudy & Kim.
Trudy 29th Jul 2020 CQI & Education Co-ord.
I love reading all the poems and riddles to my residents ,they get a good laugh out of them
Kim 3rd May 2020 Recreation Manager
This is one of our go too songs for Managers to sing at our Christmas concert! Always lots of laughs!!
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