A is for Apple, and B is for Boat, that used to be right, but now it won' float.
Age before Beauty is what we once said. But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
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A is for Apple, and B is for Boat,
That used to be right, but now it won' float.

Age before Beauty is what we once said.
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Here is the New Seniors Alphabet

A's for Arthritis.   
B's the bad back.  
C's the Chest Pains,  Perhaps Cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline.  
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for Fissures and Fluid retention.
G is for Gas which we'd rather not mention.
H is High Blood Pressure - We'd rather it low.   
I for Incisions with scars you can show.
J is for Joints, out of socket, won't mend.
K is for Knees that crack when they bend.
L's for Libido, what happened to sex?  
M is for Memory, we forget what comes next.
N is Neuralgia, in nerves way down low.  
O is for Osteo, bones that don't grow!   
P for Prescriptions. we  have quite a few, just give us a Pill and we'll be good as new!
Q is for Queasy, is it fatal or flu?  
R is for Reflux, one meal turns to two. 
S is for Sleepless nights,  counting our fears.  
T is for tinnitus- bells in our ears.  
U is  for Urinary, troubles with flow.
  V for Vertigo, that's dizzy, you know.
W for Worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X-ray, and what might be found. Y for another Year we have left here behind. Z  is for Zest we still have -  in our minds.

We've survived all the symptoms, our body's deployed,
and we're keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed. 

HAVE A GREAT DAY

 

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Gwyneth 28th Aug 2020 Volunteer
A new activity has been posted by a Golden Carers member: THE NEW SENIORS ABC
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