Shared By Gwyneth Australia
A is for Apple, and B is for Boat,
That used to be right, but now it won' float.
Age before Beauty is what we once said.
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
A's for Arthritis.
B's the bad back.
C's the Chest Pains, Perhaps Cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline.
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for Fissures and Fluid retention.
G is for Gas which we'd rather not mention. H is High Blood Pressure - We'd rather it low.
I for Incisions with scars you can show.
J is for Joints, out of socket, won't mend.
K is for Knees that crack when they bend.
L's for Libido, what happened to sex?
M is for Memory, we forget what comes next.
N is Neuralgia, in nerves way down low.
O is for Osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for Prescriptions. we have quite a few, just give us a Pill and we'll be good as new!
Q is for Queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for Reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for Sleepless nights, counting our fears.
T is for tinnitus- bells in our ears.
U is for Urinary, troubles with flow.
V for Vertigo, that's dizzy, you know.
W for Worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X-ray, and what might be found. Y for another Year we have left here behind. Z is for Zest we still have - in our minds.
We've survived all the symptoms, our body's deployed,
and we're keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed.
HAVE A GREAT DAY